madfornoreason:

Can we please just take a second to appreciate how fucking awesome Bo Burnham’s poetry book, Egghead, is. It is epic.

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of…


ARTIST: Michael & Gavin
TRACK: Blow Up The Water, Micoo!

peterpeterpatrickeater:

Gavin: Blow up the water, Micoo!

Michael: I got nothing to blow up the wa ta micoo with!

icexcold:

white-oprah:

awwww-cute:

My friend just went to pet cats at our local animal shelter, and found her cat that had been missing for over a year

Brb crying forever

Dead.

cortanas:

let me tell you 

about kerry shawcross

look at this motherfucker

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he’s cute as hell too

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like damn boy i need some a/c

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THIS MAN IS A CHILD

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HAS HE MELTED YOUR HEART YET? WELL JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT

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he should stop, i know right

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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no come here baby i’ll give you another mop

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what a fucking idiot

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he shows up in the weirdest fucking places too like what are you

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LIKE WHAT THE HELL

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I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP THAT

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get away from me

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i’m gonna murder somebody

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i’m fucking done

Anonymous whispered:
top six ways to insult boys

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

rayislame:

"I hate Jack, he’s too serious." x

  • Gavin: Knock, knock.
  • Ray: Who's there?
  • Gavin: Shut up.
  • Ray: Alright, shut up who?
  • Ray: Shut up wHO?
  • Ray: WHO'S AT THE DOOR??